GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoo